So, I've been working at Chick Fil A since late August. It's a pretty chill job most of the time. And then sometimes... I really start to question whether there is enough genetic variation in the world, because there seem to be a lot of inbred ignorant people out there :P
Some of the best (worst, really) things I've heard customers say are....
"I need a small medium tea."
My response, "Ok, so a medium sweet tea?"
"No, a small unsweetened tea."
"Gimme some Hawaiian sauce"
I just use my mind reading skillz and give them some good ol' polynesian.
"I need some sweet and sour sauce AND polynesian sauce"
Me "Umm, ma'am, they're the same thing"
"Really?! Are you sure? When did this happen?"
Happymeals.
Burgers.
MacNuggeets.....
Asking for no onions, no mayo, asking to add mayo, onions, mustard, etc etc... Chick Fil A doesn't add annnnny condiments. At. All. It's easier on the kitchen staff that way :D
So, here's the first post of random quoting.
I'm sure we'll post some famous (or not so famous) quotes that mean something to us, post stupid things we've said, or heard, and maybe talk about our grammar nazi issues :P
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